Yeardley Smith credited as playing...
Lisa Simpson
- Homer Simpson: Hey, I thought you didn't want a Christmas tree.
- Lisa Simpson: I didn't at first, but this tree is to remind us of mom. It serves as a reminder that someday this war will be over.
- Homer Simpson: And someday TV will be invented, and it will be free, at first.
- Lisa Simpson: Until then, this tree will stand for mom and everything she stands for: hope, family, and sweeping up dried needles.
- Homer Simpson: Don't worry. I'm sure if something happened to your mother, they would have told us.
- Pimple-faced Teen: Telegram!
- Homer Simpson: D'oh!
- [reads telegram]
- Homer Simpson: "Marge Simpson is now MIA"? Oh, no! She changed her name to Mia!
- Pimple-faced Teen: No, that means she's missing in action.
- [Homer cries]
- Lisa Simpson: See? Everytime we get a tree, something bad happens.
- [runs away]
- Homer Simpson: I wish it were me instead of her!
- Pimple-faced Teen: There's still time. The recruitment office is right...
- Homer Simpson: Shut up.