Martha Stewart credited as playing...
Martha Stewart
- Martha Claus: You boys want to play soldier?
- Bart Simpson: I can't think of a better way to celebrate Jesus' birthday.
- [Martha puts poker stands on Bart's and Milhouse's heads, then wraps red tape around their bodies]
- Milhouse Van Houten: I don't think I like where this is going.
- Martha Claus: [Wraps tape over Milhouse's and Bart's mouths] I don't think anyone asked your opinion.