Linda Hunt credited as playing...
Hetty Lange
- Special Agent G. Callen: [after reading Sam's file] He never said anything.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: In our line of work, we're all haunted by nightmares. Stay close to your partner.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Trained in wilderness survival, G. I know what poison oak looks like.
- [Callen shakes his head]
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: It's on my butt, isn't it?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Yes it is, Mr. Hanna. And there's nothing like a good *thick* slathering of calomine. Remove your pants.
- [Hetty puts on rubber gloves]
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: I won't look. I had to do this for Ollie North in Nicaragua - twice. The man really was an ass.
- [Hetty turns around. G and Sam are gone]
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Mr Hanna. Mr. Callen. Gentlemen?
- Nell Jones: Commander Jason Rehme literally holds the keys to the Navy's Classified Kingdom in his head. To call Jason Rehme a computer tech is to call...
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Lady Gaga just a singer.
- LAPD Liason Officer Marty Deeks: ...Still lovin' the Gaga, huh?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: I'm taking a leave of absence.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: That's very dramatic. Sam, don't turn your back on me. I would *never* do that to you. Find her.