Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Tour Guide • Tom Cruise • Mr. Garrison • Bono • Randy Marsh • Mr. Mackey • Sgt. Yates • Chris Stotch • Jesse Jackson • Jimmy Buffet • Narrator • Sea Man • Joseph Smith • Lao Tzu • Moses • Russell Crowe • Rob Reiner • Muhammad • Officer Barbrady • Kanye West • Robert Redford • Singer
- Stan Marsh: Hey guys, check it out. Tom Cruise is a fudge packer!
- Tom Cruise: What did you call me?
- Eric Cartman: Hey, that is Tom Cruise!
- Butters: How come you're packin' fudge, Mr. Cruise?
- Tom Cruise: I'm not a fudge packer!
- Kyle Broflovski: Dude, you don't have to be ashamed or anything.
- Tom Cruise: But I'm not a fudge packer!
- [while packing fudge into a box]
- Stan Marsh: Then why are you packing fudge?