Alec Baldwin credited as playing...
Jack Donaghy
- Jack: Everyone, I need your attention. Gather up. I said "everyone," Sketch-Tron 6000. Mr. Hank Hooper, the owner of our new parent company Kabletown, is touring 30 Rock for the first time today. I WILL make a good first impression, so I need all of you to be your most normal. Tracy, do not mention where you think dinosaurs come from.
- Tracy Jordan: Do not mention the underwater city of Sironicon. Got it.
- Jack: Frank, how is your armpit thing?
- Frank Rossitano: Not good. It's nearly touching my thigh thing.
- Jack: [Jack wants Liz to take Avery shopping for baby items] And all of her work friends are out, because she's still trying to keep her pregnancy a secret.
- Liz Lemon: Really? She's eight months. How is she possibly hiding it?
- Jack: Michael Kors is a friend; we own a gay racehorse together. And I convinced him to make wizard cloaks fashionable for ladies this winter.