Amy Poehler credited as playing...
Leslie Knope
- Ben Wyatt: Come on, you don't really think the whole town believes in curses.
- Leslie Knope: No, we're all rational human beings who believe that we're in charge of our own destinies. Please, Ben.
- Ken Hotate: I'm sorry, Leslie, but this is a big one. I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm going to need to formally ask you to move the carnival. I'm sorry.
- Ben Wyatt: What's going on?
- Leslie Knope: The carnival is on the site of the Battle of Indian Hill, which was an epic seven-day battle that the Wamapoke lost... due to the fact that they didn't have any weapons.
- Ken Hotate: During the battle, 93-year-old Chief Wakote was shot 102 times by the cavalry.
- Tom Haverford: Did he die?
- Leslie Knope: This festival was supposed to be my love letter to Pawnee. Now it's just turned into a note that says "I wanna see other people."