Rashida Jones credited as playing...
Ann Perkins
- Ann Perkins: Chris, have you seen Leslie?
- Chris Traeger: I had a dream that she came in here, took my medicine, told me not to tell you, then ran through that hole in the wall.
- Ann Perkins: You mean the door?
- April Ludgate: What?
- Ann Perkins: [Looks at watch] 3... 2... 1, and my shift is over. What the fuck is your problem?
- April Ludgate: Whoa, I thought you weren't gonna lose it.
- Ann Perkins: While I was on duty, I didn't! Now it's just me. I get that you're mad that I kissed Andy, okay? But it was a moment of confusion, and it was a mistake. And I'm very sorry. You want to hate me forever?
- April Ludgate: Okay.
- Ann Perkins: Fine! You know what? I don't care! But you shouldn't take it out on Andy, because he really likes you, and he did nothing wrong. And just for the record, I'm starting to hate you too!
- [Leaves April's hospital room]
- April Ludgate: [to camera] That's the most I've ever liked Ann.
- [April is smiling at the camera as she presses on her buzzer]
- Ann Perkins: Hey April. I thought you could use some pillows?
- April Ludgate: Are you trying to smother me?
- April Ludgate: [grabbing a butter knife from the food tray] Help! This lady nurse is trying to smother me to death with a pillow!
- Ann Perkins: Okay, never mind.
- April Ludgate: Stay back! Slut!
- Ann Perkins: Hey, April. I saw that you called for me, what can I do for you?
- April Ludgate: I need more flu medicine.
- Ann Perkins: Oh, an actual request. Well, you can't have any, that stuff is powerful. No extra doses.
- April Ludgate: I didn't take any. Leslie came in here and stole it and left.