Amy Poehler credited as playing...
Leslie Knope
- Tom Haverford: I think I should drive you to the hospital.
- Leslie Knope: Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, will you have Lady Pennyface retrieve it and send it post-hence?
- Ben Wyatt: Wow, you're really burning up.
- Leslie Knope: Can I get some money for the cab that I took over here please?
- Ben Wyatt: Sure, how much?
- Leslie Knope: I'm not sure. I looked at the meter and it had Egyptian hieroglyphics on it. Do you know the exchange rate?
- Business Man: Are we going to get the same sales tax incentives we used to?
- Leslie Knope: That's a very good question, sir, and I would counter with my own question, which is why is half of your face all swirly?
- Leslie Knope: It's not that I don't trust Ben... it's that I don't have faith in Ben... and I'm starting to forget who Ben is.
- Leslie Knope: Oh boy... hold on... be careful.
- Ben Wyatt: What?
- Leslie Knope: The floor and the wall just switched. Walk very carefully.