Will Forte credited as playing...
Kelly Larson
- Kelly Larson: You look sad.
- Tom Haverford: You look like an old goon who's obsessed with a kid's book.
- Kelly Larson: It's a girl, isn't it? I can tell. It's the look that Mike had on his face when Bella turned him down for the dance.
- Tom Haverford: Oh yeah? Is it? What look did your mom have on her face when she realized her son was a complete failure?
- Kelly Larson: Okay. I'll be quiet. But I do know something about heartbreak. And you know who else does?
- Tom Haverford: Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds?
- Kelly Larson: No. A little lady named Twilight author Stephenie Meyer.
- [Throws Tom a copy of Twilight]
- Donna Meagle: [Enters room] You should listen to him. Those books are GOOD.
- Leslie Knope: So you're the one who's been emailing me about Twilight. I thought you'd be younger, and a girl.
- Kelly Larson: Well, I'm not. I'm older and a boy.