Sterling K. Brown credited as playing...
Omar
- Omar: [speaking extremely slowly] I'm Officer Omar Coleman. I'm your parole officer.
- Ned: I'm Ned Rochlin. Why are you talking so slow?
- Omar: [now speaking normally] I just figured, looking at your sheet, that since you sold grass to a uniformed police officer that you must be retarded.
- Ned: Yeah, I get that a lot.
- Ned: Hey, you know, I've been meaning to tell you. You're doing a really good thing here, Omar. Seriously. I mean you talk to us screw-ups, you give us a reason for getting out of bed in the morning.
- Omar: Thanks, man. So you get out of bed in another three weeks, OK?
- Ned: I'll do it.
- Omar: I appreciate the compliment. It's rare that we get love from the clients.
- Ned: Well, you're a good dude. And I just needed this appointment today, I'm having a tough go of it. I swear, I try and do good, but I just screw it up. Man, I screwed it up with my sisters, I'm back living with my mom. On top of it all, I broke down and smoked a joint with the kid that lives across the street from me.
- Omar: OK, I didn't just hear that.
- Ned: I said I broke down and smoked a joint with the kid that lives across the stre...
- Omar: What are you doing? Hey! Ned, why are you telling me this?
- Ned: I just need to unload, man. That's part of why I'm here, right?
- Omar: I'm not your therapist, Ned. You don't tell your parole officer you got high. Now I have to report you or I could lose my job.
- Ned: Seriously? Can you forget I said that?
- Omar: No, Ned, I can't.
- Ned: Aw, fuck.