Matt Walsh credited as playing...
Thomas
- [John is in Thomas' office for being late and for Ted damaging one of the rental cars]
- Thomas: John, it's almost 10:00.
- John: I know, sir. I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault.
- Thomas: What do you mean?
- John: Why? I, I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
- Thomas: John, all you got to do is to not fuck up, and you get my job when I go to Corporate next month. You're the new branch manager. All you got to do is not fuck up.
- John: I realize that.
- Thomas: Good. Glad to hear. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000 a year branch manager who is personal friends with Tom Skeritt? Not a bad life, is it?
- John: No.
- Thomas: [Taps desk] Let me show you something that I don't like to show people, because I don't want them treating me differently.
- [Pulls out a picture frame from his top drawer]
- Thomas: Lo, that's me and Skeritt.
- John: Wow.
- Thomas: Goddamn right, wow.
- [Places picture frame back in drawer]
- Thomas: I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late, okay? Try to be a little more responsible tomorrow.
- John: I will, sir. I promise.
- [as Thomas writes the disciplinary report, John points at him with both hands]
- John: [Impersonating Tom Skeritt] Not gonna let you down, Goose.
- Thomas: What?
- John: Top Gun.
- Thomas: So?
- John: Tom Skeritt.
- Thomas: I know that. Get out of here, okay?
- John: Thank you, sir.