#1 Cheerleader Camp

I have never hated a movie, or rated it below 5 regardless of how bad it was, but this one breaks all the limits.

This is just another pointless teen comedy, it is too predictable and its end is the worst. The events are not ordered coherently and so many parts of the movie are pointless and were just put there to flash a pair of tits. I agree, flash some tits once throughout the movie, that would be fine. But having tits shoved in your face for 1/5 the duration of the movie makes me wonder why am I watching it instead of any regular pornographic movie, even there, the acting would be even better than this movie.

The story line is half baked and the acting was horrible. Usually in movies like this you'll find one thing that attracts you to it, be it a specific inspiring character, or an interesting or funny part of the movie. But this movie lacks any of that, the movie barely made me smile with its cheesy jokes. I really miss that hour and half of my life.

When you think of The Asylum, you immediately think cheap, repetitive, dull, badly acted. However #1 Cheerleader Camp is not that bad things considering. It actually looks decent, has some good cheer-leading sequences, an upbeat soundtrack and some refreshingly likable turns from Charlene Tilton and Seth Cassell(in fact the acting generally is well above average). On the other hand, the story is incredibly predictable and the pacing is often too rushed. The writing is vulgar and contrived with not very much that out to me as funny, while the characters are stereotyped and bland.

All in all, not bad but not all that great either. 5/10 Bethany Cox

Stars: Seth Cassell.

Seth was in SEXPOT-a 3D cult hit from Theasylum.

In his second feature he is the best friend of a guy who looks a lot like Val Kilmer,When HE looked like Val Kilmer !

This comedy is pretty good and a lot of scenes are stolen by Charlene Tilton and her scenery chewing.

There are strippers,girl on girl scenarios,and a lot of funny spots.

This is classic NATIONAL LAMPOON feel to it and Naomi Selfman (script) and Mark Quod (director) delivered a funny 90 minutes. GIRLS ,a 5 GIRLS/GIRLS, a 10 Charlene Tilton, a 7

While watching #1 Cheerleader Camp, I came to the realization that I recognized all of the dialogue. I knew what was going to happen before anything did. I also noticed that I had been watching a horrible film for an hour. That's when it hit me- this movie is essentially a pornography devoid of any actual penetration. Everything flows the way a porn would, right up to the point where a penis would be shown.

Like one of Pavlov's mutts, when I hear shitty dialogue and see bad camera work, I know that sex is coming. This is the only reason I continued watching. Regardless, I did finish it. It provided a good laugh because I was watching it with a large group of guys.

I couldn't give this movie more than zero hearts as it made my heart just stop from disgust and look away. I can't say anything more than just to mention it was a horrible movie. I actually don't know how I managed to see it all through. Can't imagine how desperate the actors were to take part in this nightmare. However I am sure that men would like this one in dark, long and lonely evenings.

I got interested because sometimes I got hooked up by cheer leading movies and as thought here was few good shots mainly it wasn't watch-able and I don't think that someone will watch it for these few great cheer spots.

I can't imagine what the actors were thinking by doing this movie - they were out of money and needed it badly or just was so desperate to be in one. Although it is placed in comedy genre I didn't find any place laugh worth. Maybe producer were trying to show all the stereotypes about cheer camps however this will only just scare everyone away. Sometimes I accept over doing as it shows colours more specific however this is not a great example.

I hope I won't have to watch something with less than 2 heart rating.