#1 Cheerleader Camp

I couldn't give this movie more than zero hearts as it made my heart just stop from disgust and look away. I can't say anything more than just to mention it was a horrible movie. I actually don't know how I managed to see it all through. Can't imagine how desperate the actors were to take part in this nightmare. However I am sure that men would like this one in dark, long and lonely evenings.

I got interested because sometimes I got hooked up by cheer leading movies and as thought here was few good shots mainly it wasn't watch-able and I don't think that someone will watch it for these few great cheer spots.

I can't imagine what the actors were thinking by doing this movie - they were out of money and needed it badly or just was so desperate to be in one. Although it is placed in comedy genre I didn't find any place laugh worth. Maybe producer were trying to show all the stereotypes about cheer camps however this will only just scare everyone away. Sometimes I accept over doing as it shows colours more specific however this is not a great example.

I hope I won't have to watch something with less than 2 heart rating.

Stars: Seth Cassell.

Seth was in SEXPOT-a 3D cult hit from Theasylum.

In his second feature he is the best friend of a guy who looks a lot like Val Kilmer,When HE looked like Val Kilmer !

This comedy is pretty good and a lot of scenes are stolen by Charlene Tilton and her scenery chewing.

There are strippers,girl on girl scenarios,and a lot of funny spots.

This is classic NATIONAL LAMPOON feel to it and Naomi Selfman (script) and Mark Quod (director) delivered a funny 90 minutes. GIRLS ,a 5 GIRLS/GIRLS, a 10 Charlene Tilton, a 7

"#1 Cheerleader Camp" is a stereotypical teenage comedy, but in my honest opinion, it seemed more like an excuse to show off fully or semi-naked women. It was actually reaching the point where it was becoming too much. When I watch a movie, I watch it to be entertained, and in this case to be entertained with laughs, not having to sit there and look at the female body being shown off in that manner.

The story told in the movie was simple and easy to follow. However, there weren't too many hilarious moments where you were left laughing hard. Those moments were sporadic at best. But in a way, the story actually kept me in the chair to see the end of the movie. And the story is, of course, very predictable. You know the ending well before you are at the actual end of the movie.

The characters in the movie were sort of generic and uninspiring. You have a guy with way too much teen hormones, who has to masturbate in almost every scene he is in. Sure it was funny at first, but it quickly became tedious and irritating. Then you have four exotic dancers (or strippers, if you will) who leave their job to go train for cheerleading? Yeah, very plausible. The main character is perhaps the one who is the most interesting of all characters. He choked at a gymnastic performance and have performance anxiety, so he will have to overcome this fear in order to help the cheerleading squad.

As for the actors and actresses, well they were actually doing a good job, and I would say all of them. Sure, it is not award winning material, but their performances were well enough. And it is no secret that the female cast was selected with the purpose to be shown off.

All in all, the movie is not too shabby, and I am sure that teenagers from 14 and up to reaching early adulthood will find this movie particularly nice. It appeals more to that audience with its humor and cheesy lines. But be warned, there is a lot of nudity in the movie. Just for a comedy of this type, I found it had too much focus on showing off women and nudity, so the comedy came second in line, and that was a shame.

If you are an 12-16 year old boy you will love this. The movie starts with a good stream of jokes but then focuses to much on the story line. When I say focuses on the story is not good, it is because the plot is extremely predictable to the point where you know the end about 10 minutes into the movie.

There is some very well done cheerleading, but I can't see any female cheerleaders wanting to watch this movie. You start thinking 'get over the cheerleading and get back to the tits and arse I came to watch'.

On the plus side, the actors are putting in a good effort. Seth Cassell is great as Andy. I enjoy low brow humor and this is full of it (plenty of gay and masturbation jokes). And there are hot chicks showing heaps of tits and arse and getting it on with each other.

This movie is not for the wife or girlfriend, it is for sitting and watching with your mates while drinking beer. This is not a thinking mans movie.

While watching #1 Cheerleader Camp, I came to the realization that I recognized all of the dialogue. I knew what was going to happen before anything did. I also noticed that I had been watching a horrible film for an hour. That's when it hit me- this movie is essentially a pornography devoid of any actual penetration. Everything flows the way a porn would, right up to the point where a penis would be shown.

Like one of Pavlov's mutts, when I hear shitty dialogue and see bad camera work, I know that sex is coming. This is the only reason I continued watching. Regardless, I did finish it. It provided a good laugh because I was watching it with a large group of guys.