Gene Siskel: Self - Host
See You in the Morning/Disorganized Crime/Speed Zone/Checking Out/Little Vera
Siskel & Ebert
Gene Siskel credited as playing...
Self - Host
- Roger Ebert - Host: [reviewing "Speed Zone"] You know what I would've done before I made this movie?... In fact, I wouldn't have made this movie. That's what I would've done.
- Gene Siskel - Host: Yeah, I was hoping you'd...
- Roger Ebert - Host: I would've taken everyone who, who was working on the screenplay and who was working on the production, working on the direction, and I would've chained them to a theater seat and I would've put all kinds of little meters all over their body and I would've forced them to look at "Cannonball Run Part 1" and "Cannonball Run Part 2".
- Gene Siskel - Host: Mm-hmm?
- Roger Ebert - Host: And then, I wouldn't have allowed them to use anything in this movie that they didn't laugh at in the first two movies. Now...
- [Gene chuckles]
- Roger Ebert - Host: since the first two movies have NO LAUGHS, AT ALL, WHATSOEVER, they would've quickly realized that there were also NO laughs in this movie! Not ONE.
- Gene Siskel - Host: Not one.
- Roger Ebert - Host: I sat there in a room full of people, and I listened, and NOBODY laughed even ONE time for 95 minutes, because this movie is NOT FUNNY!
- Gene Siskel - Host: Yes. Other than that, Mr. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?
- [Roger chuckles]
- Gene Siskel - Host: Uh, it's, it's shameful. I mean you feel there, I felt depressed, really depressed at the movies, depressed that I had to be there. Y'know, we already had one film
- ["She's Out of Control"]
- Gene Siskel - Host: earlier this month that made me wanna quit my job.