Danny Ramirez credited as playing...
Lt. Mickey 'Fanboy' Garcia
- Maverick: [At the beginning of a training mission] Good morning, aviators. This is your captain speaking. Welcome to Basic Fighter Maneuvers, As briefed, today's exercise is dog-fighting, guns only, no missiles. We do not go below the hard deck of 5,000 ft. Working as team you have to shoot me down or else...
- Payback: ...or else what, sir?
- Maverick: ...or else I shoot back. If I shoot either one of you down, you both lose.
- Lt. Jake 'Hangman' Seresin: This guy needs an ego check.
- Lt. Brigham 'Harvard' Lennox: We'll see to that!
- Payback: Sir, what say we put some skin in the game?
- Maverick: What do you have in mind?
- Payback: Whoever gets shot down first has to do 200 push-ups.
- Maverick: Guys, that's a lot of push-ups.
- Fanboy: Ah well, they don't call it an exercise for nothing, sir.
- Maverick: You got yourself a deal, gentlemen. Fight's on. Let's turn and burn!
- Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw: Fanboy, you see him?
- Fanboy: Not beyond the radar up ahead. He must be somewhere behind us.
- Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw: [Maverick got ready and from below them, swooshed past between their jets upwards] Damn it!
- Fanboy: What the hell?
- Payback: Oh shit!
- Maverick: Easy, Maverick. Let's try not to get fired on the first day.
- Lt. Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace: Fellas, this here is Bagman.
- Lt. Jake 'Hangman' Seresin: Hangman.
- Lt. Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace: Whatever. You're looking at the only naval aviator in active duty with a confirmed air to air kill.
- Lt. Jake 'Hangman' Seresin: Stop.
- Lt. Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace: Mind you, the other guy was in a museum piece from the Korean War.
- Lt. Javy 'Coyote' Machado: Cold War.
- Payback: Different wars, same century.
- Fanboy: Not this one.
- Lt. Javy 'Coyote' Machado: Who are your friends?
- Payback: Payback.
- Fanboy: Fanboy.
- Lt. Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace: Hey, Coyote.
- Lt. Javy 'Coyote' Machado: Hey.
- Lt. Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace: Who's he?
- Lt. Javy 'Coyote' Machado: Who's who?
- [Phoenix nods towards Bob]
- Lt. Javy 'Coyote' Machado: When did you get in?
- Lt. Robert 'Bob' Floyd: Oh, I- I've been here the whole time.
- Lt. Jake 'Hangman' Seresin: Well, the man's a stealth pilot.
- Lt. Javy 'Coyote' Machado: Literally.
- Lt. Robert 'Bob' Floyd: Weapons Systems Officer, actually.
- Lt. Jake 'Hangman' Seresin: With no sense of humour.
- Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw: [singing] You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain, Too much love drives a man insane, You broke my will but what a thrill
- Bradley 'Rooster' Bradshaw, Lt. Jake 'Hangman' Seresin, Lt. Natasha 'Phoenix' Trace, Lt. Javy 'Coyote' Machado, Payback, Fanboy, Lt. Brigham 'Harvard' Lennox, Lt. Logan 'Yale' Lee, Lt. Neil 'Omaha' Vikander, Lt. Billy 'Fritz' Avalone: Goodness gracious, Great Balls of Fire!