Bam Margera credited as playing...
Self
- Bam Margera: Dave got kicked right in his fucking face.
- Ryan Dunn: He deserves it.
- Bam Margera: Everybody deserves everything.
- Ryan Dunn: Yeah.
- Bam Margera: You deserve this.
- [tries to push Dunn's chair over but fails and Dunn pushes him down]
- Ryan Dunn: With Bam's Liberace diamond covered soles... it's the worst thing ever.
- Bam Margera: Wah!
- [Bam falls over backwards in the chair]
- Bam Margera: Did I get sabotaged or am I just stupid?
- Ryan Dunn: No, you just don't know how to sit right.
- Bam Margera: It's this chair, man. This fucking chair. It's like the most flimsy fucking chair I've ever met. Here we go again.
- [Bam falls over again]
- Ryan Dunn: [laughing] We started off on the same chairs! Look at yours.
- Ryan Dunn: Knoxville has prescription lotion and that's all he uses. And I got it.
- Bam Margera: But I got something else... horse cum.
- Ryan Dunn: Where do you even get horse cum?
- Bam Margera: From a horse, idiot
- Ryan Dunn: Yeah, but did you get it from the horse?
- Bam Margera: I don't know!