Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Kickassia

Cinema Snob

Nostalgia Chick: I am the new ruler of Kickassia, and there's gonna be some new rules around here.
[laughs maniacally]
Cinema Snob: [takes hat from her] Excuse me, but it was my insight that overthrew this government. So I think it should be I taking over as acting president.
[laughs maniacally]
Linkara: [takes hat from him] Bad news, I'm afraid. Since I'm the one who orchestrated this operation, it's obviously I who should be president.
[laughs maniacally]

Nostalgia Critic: [holding a detonation device] Need I remind you that there are 20 tons of dynamite under this nation?
Cinema Snob: Uh, joke's on you, moron. I disconnected the dynamite after I left. You push that thing and nothing happens.
Nostalgia Critic: I don't believe you! I push this button and we all get blown SKY HIGH!
[everyone just stares at him]
Nostalgia Critic: Very well. For the honor and all of KICKASSIA!
[the Critic pushes a button on the device, but nothing happens; he becomes quite nervous]
Nostalgia Critic: [weakly] ... Kaboom!
[suddenly, he screams as everyone rushes him and starts beating him to a pulp]

Nostalgia Critic: I've wanted this place for a long time, and now that I got it, I'm not going to let anyone take it away from me. I discovered that the world is filled with nasty-wasties, and a lot of those nasty-wasties want what I got. So, if any of them try to take away what I have, I'm not afraid to go down with the ship and take everybody with me. But that's just if one of those nasty-wasties shows up. Or if someone in this beloved nation of mine is a nasty-wasty. What do you say, Cinema Snob? You're not one of those nasty-wasties, are you?
Cinema Snob: No, of course not.
Nostalgia Critic: Good. I'm glad we had this talk. Take care.

Cinema Snob: You're out of order, they're out of order! The whole system is out of order!
Nostalgia Critic: I am the system!
Cinema Snob: I know you're the system! That's my point!
Nostalgia Critic: I know it's your point! It's just when you say that I'm out of order and the system's out of order, it's kind of redundant!

Cinema Snob: Look, I'll have a talk with the Critic, see if any of this is true.
Paw: What if he suspects us going behind his back?
Cinema Snob: He won't suspect us. I'll put it very delicately.
[scene cuts to Snob talking to Critic]
Cinema Snob: Everybody thinks you're nuts.

Nostalgia Critic: Cinema Snob, do you have anything to say before I sentence you to your... sentence?
Cinema Snob: Oh, I got something to say.
Nostalgia Critic: Well, make it quick, I don't want to miss Gilligan.
Cinema Snob: When I helped build Kickassia, I had a dream of freedom, justice, and honor. But now I see it has been shattered by the dumbass cock-face that sits across from me. You really know how to put the 'dick' in dictatorship.

Nostalgia Critic: May your honor be stricken forever. May your name always be associated with douchebaggery. And may you walk, until you walk no more. Go! And never return.
Cinema Snob: Okay, I'm going to catch a cab. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the hotel down the street.

Cinema Snob: [re: the Critic] He does nothing. It's like the job of a president is to be removed from reality while everyone else does the work.
Benzaie: Um... yeah, imagine that.

LordKat: You look me in the eye and tell me he's not stupid enough to do something that crazy.
[Dramatic music builds as the Snob gears up with his answer]
Cinema Snob: [Deep breath] OK, you have a point.

Phelous: Well, *that* didn't work.
Bennett the Sage: Didn't you have any other strategy outside of going, "Aaaaaaahhhhh!"
Nostalgia Critic: Well, I didn't think that far ahead.
Cinema Snob: No, you just thought up to where everyone was in charge, and *you* were ruling the fucking world.
Nostalgia Critic: Yes.
Paw: You can't just do that, Critic. You have to plan these things out. You have to have a strategy for God's sake!
Nostalgia Critic: Yeah, but that takes hard work. Hard work that we do not have!