Doug Walker credited as playing...
Nostalgia Critic • Spider Smith • Chester A. Bum • Ask That Guy With the Glasses • Dominic
- That Chick With The Goggles: [over the phone] Hello. That Chick With The Goggles.
- Nostalgia Critic: Goggles? It's time.
- That Chick With The Goggles: It is?
- Nostalgia Critic: Yes. We are taking over Molossia!
- That Chick With The Goggles: We're taking over Molossia?
- Nostalgia Critic: I know, right? So get your stuff together and come down to...
- That Chick With The Goggles: Oh, by the way, this has been an answering machine the whole time. Leave your message after the beep.
- Cinema Snob: The point I'm trying to get across is fuck you!
- Nostalgia Critic: Fuck you!
- Cinema Snob: Fuck YOU!
- Nostalgia Critic: Fuck YOU!
- JewWario: Oh, won't somebody think of the children?
- Nostalgia Critic: [over the phone] Hello?
- The Spoony One: Yeah, it's 3:22 PM.
- Nostalgia Critic: What?
- The Spoony One: I thought you were asking what time it was.
- Nostalgia Critic: No, I'm telling you it is time!
- The Spoony One: Yeah, and that time is 3:22 PM.
- Nostalgia Critic: [over the phone] Cinema Snob?
- Cinema Snob: Guilty as charged.
- Nostalgia Critic: Any chance you got Sean's number?
- Cinema Snob: Your mom has Sean's number.
- Nostalgia Critic: Shut up.
- Nostalgia Critic: [over the phone] Can you hear me?
- Angry Joe: Yes.
- Nostalgia Chick: Yes.
- Phelous: Yes.
- Cinema Snob: No. I mean yes.
- Nostalgia Critic: And so, it is the ruling of this court that you be found guilty for the crimes against our government. All in favor, say "aye". Aye. All opposed?
- The Spoony One, Linkara, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Chick, Phelous, MarzGurl, Bennett the Sage, 8-Bit Mickey, Benzaie: Nay!
- Nostalgia Critic: [sing-songy] Too bad I'm in charge! Guilty!
- Dr. Insano: Whatever happened to the purity of unarmed combat?
- Nostalgia Critic: This is just superconductory electromagnetism. Certainly you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It will levitate my rocket chair once it finally arrives. And it also levitates... me.
- Nostalgia Critic: [levitates]
- Dr. Insano: You do realize you're just standing on your tippy toes, don't you?
- [beat]
- Nostalgia Critic: [zaps Dr. Insano]
- Dr. Insano: Your superconductory electromagnetism is no match for my science!
- Nostalgia Critic: It is science!
- Dr. Insano: But I'm science-ier!
- Nostalgia Critic: Et tu, Film Brain?
- Film Brain: Sorry, Critic, but you killed one Santa Christ too many.
- Ask That Guy With the Glasses: Hold it!
- MarzGurl: What do you want?
- Ask That Guy With the Glasses: Oh, nothing, just wanted to make my cameo. Bye.
- Nostalgia Critic: Hello, um, because my team cannot run a nation
- [is bumped]
- Nostalgia Critic: I mean, *I* can't run a nation, we've decided to give the nation back to you. So you can... own Molossia again.
- Baron Fritz von Baugh: Wasn't mine to begin with.
- Nostalgia Critic: Oh, Christ, well, when you "see" the president, like when he shows up, can you tell him that Molossia is his again?
- Baron Fritz von Baugh: I will relay the message.
- Nostalgia Critic: Yeah, you do that, you twat.
- Nostalgia Critic: [answering phone] Hello?
- Angry Joe: I'm behind you 110%, Critic! Any Chik-Fil-A's refusing to serve us delicious nuggets on Sundays from here on out shall be blown sky-high!
- Nostalgia Critic: What are you talking about?
- Angry Joe: Wait, what are YOU talking about?
- Nostalgia Critic: The invasion of Molossia!
- Angry Joe: ... What is Molossia?
- 8-Bit Mickey: We could use Handsome Tom's head for a battering ram.
- Handsome Tom: Hey!
- Nostalgia Critic: Nah, his head's too soft.
- Handsome Tom: Hey!