Kaylyn Saucedo credited as playing...
MarzGurl
- Nostalgia Critic: And so, it is the ruling of this court that you be found guilty for the crimes against our government. All in favor, say "aye". Aye. All opposed?
- The Spoony One, Linkara, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Chick, Phelous, MarzGurl, Bennett the Sage, 8-Bit Mickey, Benzaie: Nay!
- Nostalgia Critic: [sing-songy] Too bad I'm in charge! Guilty!
- Ask That Guy With the Glasses: Hold it!
- MarzGurl: What do you want?
- Ask That Guy With the Glasses: Oh, nothing, just wanted to make my cameo. Bye.
- Nostalgia Critic, The Spoony One, Linkara, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Chick, Phelous, MarzGurl, Bennett the Sage, Benzaie, JewWario: I believe in Santa Christ.
- Linkara: [MarzGurl gets knocked down by an explosion] MarzGurl! Noooooo! MarzGurl! You were so young and blue-haired! Damn you, Molossia! Damn you to Hell!
- MarzGurl: [MarzGurl takes off her mask] Uh... I'm fine!
- Linkara: [wailing] No, God! MarzGurl! You're dead now! You want me to tell you about Disneyland?
- MarzGurl: Uh... No. Seriously, I'm OK.
- Linkara: [still wailing] There's cotton candy on the trees! You can just climb up and...
- MarzGurl: [sitting up] Look, I don't know who you seem to think you are. I mean, I'm really...
- Linkara: [interrupting MarzGurl by cradling her in his arms] Take comfort in my masculine arms!
- MarzGurl: You're an idiot!