Mickey Paradis credited as playing...
8-Bit Mickey
- 8-Bit Mickey: He's mad, I tell you, mad!
- [Handsome Tom slaps him]
- 8-Bit Mickey: Mad!
- [Handsome Tom slaps him]
- 8-Bit Mickey: OK, I'm good.
- Nostalgia Critic: And so, it is the ruling of this court that you be found guilty for the crimes against our government. All in favor, say "aye". Aye. All opposed?
- The Spoony One, Linkara, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Chick, Phelous, MarzGurl, Bennett the Sage, 8-Bit Mickey, Benzaie: Nay!
- Nostalgia Critic: [sing-songy] Too bad I'm in charge! Guilty!
- 8-Bit Mickey: We could use Handsome Tom's head for a battering ram.
- Handsome Tom: Hey!
- Nostalgia Critic: Nah, his head's too soft.
- Handsome Tom: Hey!
- [the Reviewers are marching on Molossia. Kevin Baugh comes outside to confront them]
- 8-Bit Mickey: He seems much smaller in person.
- Handsome Tom: That's because you're far away from him, jackass.
- 8-Bit Mickey: Are you saying you want vengeance for Santa Christ?
- Film Brain: I want his freakin' HEAD!