Benjamin Daniel credited as playing...
Benzaie • Beary
- Benzaie: Shit! Cinema Snob is gone, now what do we do?
- Linkara: I suggest an attack. A full-frontal assault by all of us. I'll orchestrate it myself.
- Angry Joe: Damn it, man! He'll have plenty of time to set off the detonator! He'll kill us all!
- Linkara: I can do this Joe! I've seen "Patton" over a hundred times!
- Nostalgia Critic: And so, it is the ruling of this court that you be found guilty for the crimes against our government. All in favor, say "aye". Aye. All opposed?
- The Spoony One, Linkara, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Chick, Phelous, MarzGurl, Bennett the Sage, 8-Bit Mickey, Benzaie: Nay!
- Nostalgia Critic: [sing-songy] Too bad I'm in charge! Guilty!
- Nostalgia Chick: [Nostalgia Critic is beaten senseless] Well done, everyone, well done. Now, since I am next in line for the presidency, it's only fitting that I should wear the crown.
- [takes Critic's hat]
- Nostalgia Chick: You will refer to me as Madame President from now on.
- Bennett the Sage: Wait a minute, so this whole cutesy, naive thing was just an act?
- Nostalgia Chick: Yep.
- JewWario: You're not really that nice?
- Nostalgia Chick: Nope.
- Benzaie: You're not really that stupid?
- Nostalgia Chick: Uh-uh.
- Bennett the Sage: I say we castrate him with a fork, tie him to a cactus and play piñata with his entrails!
- [beat]
- Bennett the Sage: What?
- Benzaie: You were just so fast to say that.
- Nostalgia Critic, The Spoony One, Linkara, Angry Joe, Nostalgia Chick, Phelous, MarzGurl, Bennett the Sage, Benzaie, JewWario: I believe in Santa Christ.
- Cinema Snob: [re: the Critic] He does nothing. It's like the job of a president is to be removed from reality while everyone else does the work.
- Benzaie: Um... yeah, imagine that.
- Linkara: This is ridiculous! There is no strategy here! Plus, he's my archnemesis! It's... annoying!
- Benzaie: No, they're right. We've got to fight madness with madness. And he's the craziest we got.
- [to Insano]
- Benzaie: Are you ready?
- Dr. Insano: [Evil laugh] I was BORN ready!
- [Linkara facepalms]