Mathew Buck credited as playing...
Film Brain
- Nostalgia Critic: Et tu, Film Brain?
- Film Brain: Sorry, Critic, but you killed one Santa Christ too many.
- Nostalgia Critic: Do you dare leave now in your moment of victory?
- Film Brain: [spacey, adoring grin] I would never leave you, Critic!
- Nostalgia Critic: [mildly creeped out] I know that, Film Brain.
- [Awkwardly pushes him away]
- Film Brain: Well, I kinda got carried away with the second half, but the first half was completely true!
- 8-Bit Mickey: Are you saying you want vengeance for Santa Christ?
- Film Brain: I want his freakin' HEAD!
- Nostalgia Critic: My friends, this is indeed a great day. We have given birth to a new nation!
- Everyone: Yay!
- Nostalgia Critic: And there will be government. Rules. And a new democracy to live by!
- Linkara: Why a democracy?
- Nostalgia Critic: Because I say so. And I will be your president!
- Everyone: Yay!
- Nostalgia Critic: Nostalgia Chick will be vice-president!
- Everyone: Yay!
- Nostalgia Critic: And the rest we'll figure out at another time!
- Film Brain: Another time!
- Nostalgia Critic: And as my first order as your president. I shall build a table. A round table so that everyone can look at each other in the eye.
- Nostalgia Chick: Hmm. That's a good idea. It's like everyone's equal.
- Nostalgia Critic: Yes! And I shall be elevated above you in a rocket chair! A magnificent rocket chair so I can look down on all of you and see just how equal we all are!
- Everyone: [unenthusiastically] Yay.
- Nostalgia Critic: Make yourselves comfortable, everybody, for we have given birth to the greatest nation ever known! We have given birth TO KICKASSIA!