Jason Segel credited as playing...
Jason
- Jason: Oh, my gosh, hi. Me, oh, my. I did not see you there.
- Desi: Hi.
- Ronnie: I saw you there.
- Desi: Did you guys come together? Are you... a couple?
- Ronnie, Jason: [both deny it]
- Desi: I just, I'm sorry, I thought it was, uh... the mustache is a little...
- Jason: Mm, that's fair.
- Desi: I just assumed.
- Ronnie: This is a straight man's mustache.
- Desi: What is the difference between a gay man's mustache and a... straight man's mustache?
- Jason: The smell.



