Jason Statham credited as playing...
Lee Christmas
- Pilar: Who you are?
- Barney Ross: We're Americans.
- Lee Christmas: Since when?
- Gunner Jensen: Swedish.
- Hale Caesar: Blackfoot.
- Maggie: Chinese.
- Toll Road: Retards.
- Barney Ross: [to Toll Road] You done?
- Gunner Jensen: I got a plan. Everybody calm down. Phosphate rock.
- Lee Christmas: What's he doing?
- Barney Ross: Probably making a bomb.
- Lee Christmas: You serious?
- Barney Ross: Ask him.
- Lee Christmas: What you doing, Gunner?
- Gunner Jensen: I'm making a bomb. You mind?
- Barney Ross: A maniac with brains.
- Lee Christmas: Scary.
- [last lines]
- Lee Christmas: From one friend to another...
- Barney Ross: What?
- Lee Christmas: You really need to learn how to fight.
- Lee Christmas: [while the Sangs are attacking the Expendables] Can you hold them off?
- Barney Ross: Yeah, maybe with a tank.
- [the Sangs appear with a tank]
- Barney Ross: Oh, shit.
- Lee Christmas: What?
- Barney Ross: They've got a tank.
- Lee Christmas, Barney Ross, Gunner Jensen, Hale Caesar, Toll Road: Beware, beware, walk with care / Care for what you do / Or mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Boom-lay, boom-lay, boom-lay boom!
- Maggie: I can get him to talk, and without so much effort.
- [opens a large manicure/pedicure kit]
- Lee Christmas: What's she gonna do, give him a pedicure?
- Lee Christmas: [Billy is running up the hill] Remember when you could do that?
- Barney Ross: No, do you?
- Gunner Jensen: [the bomb's fuse goes out] Well, the phosphorus must have been damp.
- Lee Christmas: Yeah, right.
- Toll Road: Or you suck.
- Hale Caesar: There's that.
- Maggie: Don't cry, Gunner.
- Barney Ross: You almost had an idea.
- Barney Ross: I got an idea. And your ego, I think you're gonna love it.
- Lee Christmas: My ego?
- Barney Ross: Your ego.
- Lee Christmas: What do you mean, my ego?
- Barney Ross: You've got a big ego.
- Lee Christmas: Well, check your ego out.
- Barney Ross: Oh, please. Your ego is like the size of a dinosaur. Huge.
- Lee Christmas: You're not doing what I think you're doing.
- Barney Ross: Yeah, I am.
- Lee Christmas: Let's do it!
- [Barney intentionally rams and crash lands his plane into the plutonium mine, Maggie nearly falls out and Gunnar saves her]
- Lee Christmas: You're gonna need a new plane.
- Barney Ross: Trench?
- Trench: Oh, this is embarrassing.
- Barney Ross: Yeah, it sure is.
- Lee Christmas: What's he doing here?
- Trench: Saving this Chinese billionaire.
- Barney Ross: Oh, yeah? That's funny. So are we.
- Trench: Well, then we have a scheduling problem, don't we?
- [to Gunner]
- Trench: Cut me loose, Frankenstein.
- Barney Ross: Don't get nuts, Gunner. Do it.
- Barney Ross: Christmas, my friend. Please tell me you ain't going through this.
- Lee Christmas: Of course I am. Look at that girl. Who wouldn't marry her?
- Barney Ross: She cheated on you.
- Lee Christmas: It was a half-cheat.
- Barney Ross: Which is?
- Lee Christmas: The other side of a half-truth. The facts are murky.
- Barney Ross: Murky. I hate to break this to you, pal, but your girlfriend over there has a world-class cheating gene.
- Lee Christmas: I should stab you in the heart.
- Barney Ross: Too late.