Edie McClurg credited as playing...
Mary
- Fix-It Felix: Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary.
- Norwood: Oh, and look! There's all of us at the top.
- Mary: Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor. Norwood's is red velvet.
- Norwood: Guilty!
- Mary: And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene, and for Felix...
- [Ralph looks for his figurine, and finds himself in the mud, looking like some sort of deranged troll]
- Wreck-It Ralph: [His face sinks] Hey, Mary. Um... What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there?
- Mary: Hmm? Oh. Chocolate.
- Wreck-It Ralph: I've never been real fond of chocolate.
- Mary: Well, I did not know that.
- Wreck-It Ralph: One other little thing. I hate to be picky, but this angry little guy here...
- [Ralph picks up the little Ralph figurine. He puts him on the roof, smooshing the cake a little.]
- Mary: [shocked] My cake!
- Wreck-It Ralph: ...might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else.
- [Ralph pushes an ugly smile onto his figurine's face]
- Wreck-It Ralph: See that? Look at that smile.
- Gene: No, no, no. You see, Ralph, there's no room for you up here.
- [Gene knocks Little Ralph back into the mud. Then Ralph chuckles]
- Wreck-It Ralph: Well, what about this? We can make room. Here. We can take turns. Easy.
- [Ralph puts Little Ralph back on top of the cake and slams Little Felix into the mud instead. The Nicelanders Gasped]
- Fix-It Felix: How about we just eat the cake!
- Gene: Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal!
- Wreck-It Ralph: Well, then how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. Would that be the end of the world, Gene?
- [Ralph rips the medal off, breaking the delicate fireworks, and puts it on little Ralph]
- Gene: [suspiciously] Now you're just being ridiculous; only good guys win medals, and YOU sir are no good guy.
- Wreck-It Ralph: [angrily] I could be a good guy if I wanted to, and I could win a medal.
- Gene: Uh-huh. And when you do, come and talk to us.
- [Gene takes Ralph off the cake]
- Wreck-It Ralph: And then would you finally let me be on the top of the cake with you guys?
- Gene: If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the PENTHOUSE! But it will never happen, because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building.
- [Gene took off Ralph's look and rips the medal off little Ralph, puts it on little Felix, and puts Felix back on the top]
- Wreck-It Ralph: No, I'm not.
- Gene: Yes, you are.
- Wreck-It Ralph: No, I'm NOT!
- [Ralph slams his fist down right on the cake. SMASH! Chunks of cake and frosting cover the Nicelanders. Pac-Man stops eating. His mouth falls open in shock]
- Gene: Yes, you are.
- Wreck-It Ralph: All right, Gene, you know what? I'm gonna win a medal. Oh I am gonna win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ever seen. A medal so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants! And good night. Thank you for the party.
- [Ralph exits, smashing a hole in the other side of the door]
- Roy: Is he serious?
- Gene: Oh please, where is a Bad Guy gonna win a medal? Of course he's not serious.
- [Litwak hangs an OUT OF ORDER sign on the screen. The Nicelanders run out of the building and watch in horror as the sign eclipses the arcade light]
- Gene: Ladies and gentlemen, we're... out of order.
- Mary: Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we're doomed!
- Roy: They're gonna pull our plug!
- [Everyone panicked and Felix forced positivity to the Nicelanders]
- Fix-It Felix: Okay, everybody, calm down. Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tapper's again.
- [They heard a bell ringing in the distance]
- Fix-It Felix: See? There he is now.