Camilla Beeput credited as playing...
Zahra
- Jeremy Usborne: So, what are you in for? You don't have to tell me if it's disgusting.
- Zahra: My boyfriend's in intensive care.
- Jeremy Usborne: [voiceover] Boyfriend.
- [to Zahra]
- Jeremy Usborne: Oh.
- Zahra: Yeah. He's in a bad way. Unconscious. They don't know when he's going to come round.
- Jeremy Usborne: That's... terrible.
- [voiceover]
- Jeremy Usborne: Terri-brill!
- [In the hospital, Mark finds Jeremy sitting at Ben's bedside, reading to him]
- Mark Corrigan: Jez?
- Jeremy Usborne: Oh, hi, Mark.
- Mark Corrigan: What are you doing?
- Jeremy Usborne: I'm reading FHM to this unconscious guy.
- Mark Corrigan: But why?
- Jeremy Usborne: Because I have a heart.
- Mark Corrigan: Yeah?
- [Zahra comes back into the room, still on her phone. Mark realises what's going on]
- Zahra: Work's crazy. Thanks so much.
- Mark Corrigan: Oh, OK.
- Jeremy Usborne: What?
- Mark Corrigan: Nothing.
- Jeremy Usborne: What?
- Mark Corrigan: Nothing.
- Jeremy Usborne: [getting up] No, go on, what?
- Mark Corrigan: No, it's fine.
- Jeremy Usborne: What are you saying?
- Mark Corrigan: Nothing.
- Jeremy Usborne: Look, there's no need to all cynical just because...
- Mark Corrigan: Jeremy, it's fine. I'm actually quite glad it's all a filthy duplicitous ploy, I was worried you had a complete personality change.
- Jeremy Usborne: Oh, just because I'm doing something decent there has to be this weird thing going on?
- Mark Corrigan: Uh, yes. Normally, yes.