Cassandra Cruz credited as playing...
Cleopatra
- [Sheri Williams comes into the living room and is shocked to see Carrie and Cleopatra kissing each other on the couch]
- Sheri: Carrie!
- [Carrie and Cleopatra stop kissing, turn around and are surprised to see Sheri]
- Sheri: What the hell is going on here?
- Carrie: [putting her clothes back on] Uh... I, um, well, uh... this is your wedding present!
- Sheri: What? Who is that girl?
- Cleopatra: I am Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt.
- Sheri: Right. What is going on here?
- Carrie: Well, um, it's like this: Uh, I overheard you and David talking on the phone about the cosmetic line and you needing a new idea!
- Sheri: Keep talking.
- Carrie: Well, who has better beauty secrets than Cleopatra! So I brought her here from ancient Egypt so that she could tell me, and I could tell you as a wedding present. But she wanted a tribute before she would tell me, so I was just pouting up. That's all.
- Sheri: That's an incredible story.
- Carrie: I know it's an incredible story, but it's true!
- Sheri: Okay. What is Cleopatra's big beauty secret?
- Carrie: Well, I don't know. Cleo?
- Cleopatra: June bugs.
- Sheri: June bugs?
- Cleopatra: June bugs. You take the tiny little wings and crush them into a fine powder and mix them into your base makeup. It gives the skin a brilliant glow.
- Sheri: I'm supposed to tell David that he needs to grind up the wings of June bugs and place them in Maribelle's beauty products?
- Cleopatra: Works for me.
- Cleopatra: What... is this? Where am I?
- Carrie: Well, it's the 21st century, baby! Like it?
- Cleopatra: Everything seems so strange... so different.
- Carrie: Well, I know, but if you help a girl out, I'll shoot you right back to whatever sand dune you came from.
- Cleopatra: I am Queen Cleopatra! No one speaks to me in this manner!
- Carrie: Oh! I'm sorry, Queen. No disrespect intended. I just haven't rubbed elbows with royalty before.
- Cleopatra: I see. And what is it you wish of me?
- Carrie: Well, I'd really like to know what your beauty secrets are. Clearly, you're doing something that works, and girls this day and age would love to know what it is.
- Cleopatra: My beauty secrets... Now, why should I tell you my beauty secrets?
- Carrie: Uh... 'cause you're a nice person?
- [laughs]
- Carrie: Listen, what can it hurt? I mean, you've been dead for thousands of years.
- Cleopatra: I can never grant a wish without being paid tribute. What is it you offer?
- Carrie: Uh... I, I don't know. I mean, what would make you happy?
- Cleopatra: You are quite beautiful yourself. Your tribute would be... to please me.
- Carrie: Please you?
- [laughs]
- Carrie: You mean, like... please you?
- Cleopatra: You may begin now.
- Carrie: Well... the price is certainly right.
- [laughs, walks up to Cleopatra and kisses her on the lips, then they go to the couch, sit right down and begin seducing each other]