Richard de Klerk credited as playing...
Taxi
- Hilly Kristal: What do you expect to do around here?
- Lisa Kristal: Well, what do you do around here?
- Hilly Kristal: Do you want a job or do you want to fight?
- Lisa Kristal: I asked you for a job.
- Hilly Kristal: Fine.
- [she hands him the Josh Feigenbaum article and he gives it a once-over]
- Hilly Kristal: Okay. To start with, bands will sound check from 4:00 to 6:00.
- Taxi: Yeah.
- Hilly Kristal: I'll post the lineup at 7:30. And bands don't get to decide the order. They fight, they're out.
- Lisa Kristal: Got it. Anything else?
- Hilly Kristal: Yeah. Bikers don't pay for their drinks.
- Lisa Kristal: When?
- Hilly Kristal: A lot.
- Mad Mountain: Ever.
- Lisa Kristal: Why not?
- Hilly Kristal: Policy.
- [the phone rings]
- Hilly Kristal: CBGB. Hold on.
- [covering the receiver]
- Hilly Kristal: Bill collectors. You're hired.
- [Jonathan poops on the floor]
- Hilly Kristal: Cleanup on aisle ten.
- Lisa Kristal: Oh, he is not talking to me, is he?
- Merv Ferguson: Yes. He is.
- Taxi: [after a night's work] Seven dollars? How am I supposed to live on this?
- Merv Ferguson: Hey man, art sucks.
- Hilly Kristal: Okay. When you're ready.
- Sting: Thank you, sir. It's an honor to be here.
- Hilly Kristal: If you play too loud, I'm walking out.
- Taxi: Go ahead, guys. Anytime.
- Sting: [singing] Roxanne, You don't have to put on the red light, Those days are over, You don't have to sell your body to the night...