Joel David Moore credited as playing...
Joey Ramone
- Hilly Kristal: [Being introduced to the Ramones] What do you guys have for me?
- Joey Ramone: We got four songs. "I Don't Wanna Walk Around With You," "I Don't Wanna Be Learned," "I Don't Wanna Be Tamed," and "I Don't Wanna Go Down to the Basement."
- Hilly Kristal: Lot of things you don't wanna do.
- Joey Ramone: Yeah.
- Hilly Kristal: Anything you wanna do?
- Joey Ramone: We're workin' on something now.
- Hilly Kristal: Something positive?
- Joey Ramone: Yeah. It's - it's called, "I Wanna Sniff Some Glue."
- Hilly Kristal: Good to have a point of view.
- Dee Dee Ramone: Hilly! Sire Records. This is the contract.
- Hilly Kristal: Congratulations.
- Joey Ramone: You pissed?
- Johnny Ramone: I'd be fucking pissed.
- Dee Dee Ramone: You're always fucking pissed.
- Hilly Kristal: Are you kidding me? I'm proud of you guys.
- Joey Ramone: Can't believe we got signed. We suck.
- Bertha Kristal: This is quite good!
- Joey Ramone: Hilly's chili, huh? Word is Stiv Bators jerks off in that chili.
- Bertha Kristal: I've had worse in my mouth.
- Hilly Kristal: What's their name?
- Joey Ramone: The Ramones. Look like they were raised on the police lines.