Joanne Kelly credited as playing...
Myka Bering
- Myka Bering: Do you have any idea who might be threatening him? I don't know, maybe a erm a new man in your life who thinks he might be doing you a favor?
- Lila: There's no one new.
- Myka Bering: Have you ever erm heard anyone refer to your ex-husband as Larry Noodle?
- Lila: [they both laugh] Wow! Larry Noodle. I haven't heard that since he was a teenager. He hated that nickname.
- [she laughs]
- Myka Bering: So you guys have known each other for a really long time.
- Lila: High school.
- Myka Bering: Wow.
- Lila: Yeah, God we were so happy when we had nothing and then the more successful he became the more that was the only thing that mattered. Larry Noodle, I miss him. He was sweet.
- Myka Bering: Artie, is it, is it possible that...
- Artie Nielsen: That yes, Virgina, there really is a Santa Claus?
- Pete Lattimer: The dude enters and exits through chimneys! He travels across the room as fairy dust. Look, Artie, this was the real Santa, okay? Oh, and by the way, be nice because Santa is badass.
- Artie Nielsen: There really was a St. Nicholas in Fourth Century Turkey and he was known to have put coins in people's shoes.
- Pete Lattimer: Real Santa! Excellent! You know, I knew it. Seriously, it explains so much.
- Myka Bering: You're making a Christmas list in your head right now, aren't you?
- Pete Lattimer: Maybe.