Allison Janney credited as playing...
Sheryl Phillips
- Sheryl Phillips: You were on ADD medication as a kid, and you turned out somewhat decent.
- Carson Phillips: No, I wasn't.
- Sheryl Phillips: I hid it in your food.
- Carson Phillips: I thought I was just really calm and mature for my age.
- Sheryl Phillips: Nope, you were drugged. When your father and I started our divorce, you started asking so many questions we found it easier to roofie you than answer you.
- Sheryl Phillips: You need to be on antidepressants.
- Carson Phillips: No way. You're medicated enough for the both of us.
- Sheryl Phillips: You know, you make me wish I'd had that abortion back in the '90s.
- Carson Phillips: That makes two of us.
- Sheryl Phillips: If you were decent. you would just let me sleep.
- Carson Phillips: If I's decent. I'd just PUT you to sleep.