Salma Hayek credited as playing...
Teresa
- Brenda: First, I fell out of the cart, then I lose Frank. And now, I'm being hunted by a douche. The gods must be punishing me, don't you see? This is what I get for giving in to my disgusting urges. I'm such a whore.
- Teresa: Sweet bun, I must admit I too sometimes have urges, impure thoughts. We all do.
- Brenda: Oh. Oh good! Okay. Well, that actually makes me feel a little better.
- Teresa: And we must never give in to them.
- Brenda: Oh no. That's the opposite of what I thought you were gonna say.
- Teresa: Oh, yes. The gods are always watching... Even when we cannot see them.
- Brenda: Do you think it's too late for me?
- Teresa: Do not worry, bun. I will get you home.