Ian James Corlett credited as playing...
Apple • Tickilish Licorice • Relish • Bag of Dog Food
- Druggie: [drugged, seeing the food alive] Mr. Sausage, when will it end?
- Beer Can: When will it end? When he stops drinking us!
- Krinkler's Chips, Sandwich, Pop Tart, Tickilish Licorice: Yeah!
- Cookies: And stops eating us!
- Sandwich: Same here!
- Pop Tart: Fuck yeah!
- Toilet Paper: And when he stops using us!
- Krinkler's Chips: What did they do to you?
- Toilet Paper: [nervously backs away] You don't wanna fuckin' know!
- Frank: Friends... Ramen... Country Club Lemonade... Lend me your ears of Corn. I'm Frank and I am a sausage... a little sausage with some pretty big news... Everything we've been led to believe is a lie! When we get chosen by the Gods, they're choosing us for death! Murder! Automatic expiration!... The Great Beyond is bullshit!
- Indian Chutney: What?
- Chunk Munchers Cereal: That's crazy talk!
- Lettuce: You're a liar!
- Frank: I know you don't want to believe it... But I have proof!
- [shows everyone the page of people eating food, everyone reacts with shock and horror]
- Licorice Rope: What is this!
- Relish: It's - it's MURDER!
- Alex: [seeing all the food is alive] The food's fucking possessed!
- Sandwich: Oh shit!
- [Alex takes a sandwich and eats it]
- Toilet Paper: We're all gonna die!
- Tickilish Licorice: Oh God! Oh...
- Male Shopper #2: IT'S DEVIL FOOD!
- [rips the Tickilish Licorice]
- Apple: OH MY GOD!
- Mariachi Salsa: [running away] The sausage - he was right! They're EVIL!