Michael Daingerfield credited as playing...
Chunk Munchers Cereal • Light Bulb • Indian Chutney
- Douche: What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh bro? And right out of your fucking dingle. Fucking sucks, right?
- Juice Box: Dying... so cold...
- Douche: [notices that the juice box is leaking, he gets an idea] Uh-oh. Light bulb.
- Light Bulb: Yes?
- Douche: No. Not fucking you, dummy.
- Frank: Friends... Ramen... Country Club Lemonade... Lend me your ears of Corn. I'm Frank and I am a sausage... a little sausage with some pretty big news... Everything we've been led to believe is a lie! When we get chosen by the Gods, they're choosing us for death! Murder! Automatic expiration!... The Great Beyond is bullshit!
- Indian Chutney: What?
- Chunk Munchers Cereal: That's crazy talk!
- Lettuce: You're a liar!
- Frank: I know you don't want to believe it... But I have proof!
- [shows everyone the page of people eating food, everyone reacts with shock and horror]
- Licorice Rope: What is this!
- Relish: It's - it's MURDER!
- Indian Chutney: We choose the more pleasant thing!
- Ice Cream: Yeah! I mean... What the sausage is saying is just a... a theory!
- Frank: No, no, no! It's not a theory, you morons! It's a fact! I'm showing this physical evidence! Open your fucking eyes! Don't be so weak!
- Brenda: Oh Frank. What are you doing?
- Refried Beans: You, senor, have no bedside manner!
- Frank: What? I have bedside manner!
- Frozen Fruitz: You don't respect anyone else's beliefs!
- Sauerkraut: You intolerant piece of shit!
- Lavash: Get away for me! Don't touch me!
- [fighting over Sammy]
- Lavash: It was you! You cock-sucking bagel fuck-face!
- Chunk Munchers Cereal: Hey, watch it!
- Lavash: You pushed me out of the cart! No surprise then, huh? A bagel trying to kill Lavash, once again!
- Sammy: I pushed you? What are you nuts? I, why would they do that? I'm a pacifist. The only thing I've ever pushed is my peaceful agenda. Which even that I didn't push you know, I pretty much passive-aggressively nudge. I reached out of the panic. It was toots over here, the bun. She grabbed me.