James Franco credited as playing...
Druggie
- Druggie: [drugged, seeing the food alive] Mr. Sausage, when will it end?
- Beer Can: When will it end? When he stops drinking us!
- Krinkler's Chips, Sandwich, Pop Tart, Tickilish Licorice: Yeah!
- Cookies: And stops eating us!
- Sandwich: Same here!
- Pop Tart: Fuck yeah!
- Toilet Paper: And when he stops using us!
- Krinkler's Chips: What did they do to you?
- Toilet Paper: [nervously backs away] You don't wanna fuckin' know!
- Drug Dealer: Hey, man. Be careful with this. Bath salts are the real deal. People been seeing some crazy shit.
- Druggie: [takes the bath salts] Awesome.
- Druggie: [seeing Barry alive for the first time] Whoa! The bath salts are showing me the REAL world! IT'S FUCKIN' LIFTED THE VEIL OF NON-REALITY!
- Krinkler's Chips: Holy shit! He can actually see us?
- Druggie: Bath salts are just as bad as they said it would be!
- Druggie: [sees the little sausage is alive] What the fuck?
- Barry: [to the Druggie] Hello?
- [Druggie and Barry screaming]
- Barry: Please, don't kill me! Please, just - just wait!
- Druggie: Who are you?
- [points the little sausage]
- Druggie: Are you some kind of... magical sausage?
- Barry: Uh, no, no! I'm just Barry! I'm just Barry. Wait... Wait, you can actually understand me and I can actually understand you?