Brian Dobson credited as playing...
Italian Tomato • Lettuce
- Frank: Friends... Ramen... Country Club Lemonade... Lend me your ears of Corn. I'm Frank and I am a sausage... a little sausage with some pretty big news... Everything we've been led to believe is a lie! When we get chosen by the Gods, they're choosing us for death! Murder! Automatic expiration!... The Great Beyond is bullshit!
- Indian Chutney: What?
- Chunk Munchers Cereal: That's crazy talk!
- Lettuce: You're a liar!
- Frank: I know you don't want to believe it... But I have proof!
- [shows everyone the page of people eating food, everyone reacts with shock and horror]
- Licorice Rope: What is this!
- Relish: It's - it's MURDER!