Jennifer Aniston credited as playing...
Carol Vanstone
- Lonny: So, Carol. You know, that's my grandmother's name.
- Carol Vanstone: [distracted momentarily] Mmm. No, I did not know that.
- Lonny: Yeah.
- Carol Vanstone: Oh.
- Lonny: It's kind of an old-timey name. Don't really hear "Carol" much anymore. It's like...
- [imitates an old woman]
- Lonny: "Hi, I'm Carol. I gotta get home before I miss my stories." "Hi, I'm Carol. I heard about Pearl Harbor on the radio." "Hi, I'm Carol. I died in the beginning of 'Up'."
- Carol Vanstone: All right, if by some miracle you can close Walter Davis and his 14 million dollar account, your jobs are safe.
- Clay Vanstone: Done! And you're going to look so stupid!
- Carol Vanstone: [Begins walking out of the door] Then we'll finally have something in common!
- Clay Vanstone: [the door shuts] Goddammit, she's so mean!
- Carol Vanstone: Get me on any goddamn plane, all right? I have enough miles to orbit the sun.
- Airline Concierge: I'm sorry, ma'am. All flights are grounded until the snow clears. There's nothing more I can do.
- Carol Vanstone: Well, refer me to someone who can do something!
- Airline Concierge: That would be God, ma'am.
- Carol Vanstone: Oh. Her.
- Carol Vanstone: [to Clay, who is driving Trina's car] Pull over, you fucking idiot!
- Josh Parker: [to Carol as he drives Mary's mini-van] Or... the nice, supportive version.
- Carol Vanstone: [to Clay] Pull over! Fucking idiot!
- Clay Vanstone: No!
- Carol Vanstone: [to Trina] Hey, tell him to pull over, lady!
- Trina: [to Carol] Look!
- [puts her gun to Clay's right temple]
- Trina: Pull over!
- [puts her gun under Clay's chin]
- Trina: Pull over!
- [puts her gun to Clay's forehead]
- Trina: Pull over! It doesn't work!