Allison Scagliotti credited as playing...
Claudia Donovan
- Claudia Donovan: Are you going to die on us every year? Because that's really going to get old.
- Artie Nelson: I'm going to keep dying 'til it takes!... Or not!
- Claudia Donovan: Hiya Kelly. What's up?
- Dr. Kelly Hernandez: Claudia, you can't be here right now. I have work to do.
- [picks up a hatchet]
- Claudia Donovan: Hey, Kelly. Hey hey, woah, hold on a second. What are you doing?
- Dr. Kelly Hernandez: Chopping Pete up into little bits.
- Claudia Donovan: Uh-huh. And why?
- Dr. Kelly Hernandez: Because I love him.
- Claudia Donovan: And that's a beautiful way to express it, but, uh...
- Dr. Kelly Hernandez: Claudia, if you don't get out of my way, I'm going to have to kill you.
- Claudia Donovan: I'd really rather you just give me the axe.