Ken Marino credited as playing...
Todd - Strip Club Owner
- Todd - Strip Club Owner: Hey, Rose, I know you're
- [air-quotes]
- Todd - Strip Club Owner: "technically" on break, but I need a lap dance. Table five. Just don't get too close. The guy has two hook-hands.
- Rose O'Reilly: [sighs] How did we let that guy back in here?
- Todd - Strip Club Owner: I don't know. He must've picked the locks.
- [Chuckles]
- Todd - Strip Club Owner: Oh, great, Rose. Glad I caught you. Um, I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club.
- Rose O'Reilly: Like what?
- Todd - Strip Club Owner: Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money.
- Rose O'Reilly: What? That's totally illegal, Todd.
- Todd - Strip Club Owner: Come on. What are you gonna do? Besides, I gotta stay competitive with those fuckers who just opened up across the street.
- Rose O'Reilly: You mean the Apple store?
- Todd - Strip Club Owner: Yeah! And they're killing us!
- Rose O'Reilly: Oh, God. That's it. I can't do it. I quit.
- Kymberly: [Enters] Did you hear the good news? Now we get to fuck the customers for money!
- [Squeals]
- Rose O'Reilly: [Dumbfounded] Wha...
- Todd - Strip Club Owner: Boner Garage loves it.
- Rose O'Reilly: I'm out of here. I am out of here. I quit.