Neil Patrick Harris credited as playing...
Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson: Ted I admire your loyalty. You've had that hairstyle forever. You don't care that it's out of style or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community. You stick with it. To Ted!
- Barney Stinson: Golden Rule. I do not buy dinner to get the Yes. Dinner is a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't.
- Barney Stinson: [about to hit on a random woman] Hi. I'm Barney Stinson.
- Marshall Eriksen: And I'm Marshall, Barney's wingman.