Neil Patrick Harris credited as playing...
Barney Stinson
- Barney Stinson: I cannot stop staring at that girl's face.
- Ted Mosby: Face? That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet.
- Barney Stinson: No Ted. I am really looking at her face.
- Lily Aldrin: Aaaw. That's really sweet.
- Barney Stinson: Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose, that girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?
- Barney Stinson: [Future Ted is explaining why Barney needed to win the race] And firing half my department freed up the money to double my own salary, and this chick from Boston was wicked hot in bed last night, and I'm getting more muscular, even though I've stopped working out, and I've got this amazing poker group... And I smell incredible!
- Narrator: [interrupting the story] Actually, Barney did not need to win.