Jason Segel credited as playing...
Marshall Eriksen
- Ted Mosby: [the gang debates about what the essence of being New Yorkers really is] I'd say you're not a real New Yorker until you've stolen a cab from someone who needs it more than you do.
- Lily Aldrin: No, you're not a New Yorker until you've cried on the subway and not given a damn what anyone thinks.
- Marshall Eriksen: No, you're not a real New Yorker until you've killed a cockroach with your bare hand.
- Narrator: And Robin would do all three of these before the day was out.