Jamnadas Majethia credited as playing...
Himanshu C. Seth
- Parminder 'Pammi' Kaur: [Post Engagement] Himanshu, were you forcefully sent to the hostel when you were in school ?
- Himanshu C. Seth: [In a comically sad tone] No Parminder. The hostel authorities forcefully handed me back to mummy and papa.
- Parminder 'Pammi' Kaur: I'll cheer you up. Let's go some place where there's just you and me.
- Himanshu C. Seth: [Comically delighted] You mean Bhosle Market, let's go.
- Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh: [At Arvind Vaidya's funeral] Himanshu, Samdhi Ji told us that we have to fulfill a dream of yours. What was it exactly ?
- Himanshu C. Seth: Bapu, I always dreamt that I would have an immortal love story. Of the same stature as MAIN TULSI TERE AANGAN KI, DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE, MAINE PYAR KIYA,
- [going into override mentioning B-grade movies]
- Himanshu C. Seth: TARZAN, PAAPI GUDIYA. You know, that kind of a love story.
- Himanshu C. Seth: What's your good name ?
- Melissa Fernandez: [Smiling] Maggie.
- Himanshu C. Seth: [Stupidly delighted] Maggie ! Then you must be ready within 2 minutes everytime right ?
- Fernandes: [Furious at Jamnadas Majethia's remark] Margaret ! But we fondly address her as Maggie.
- Praful T. Parekh: [Replying to Amit Singh Thakur] Strange. Nobody addresses me FONDLY. Everybody has something abusive before calling me.
- Fernandes: And why'd I abuse her verbally. She's my daughter afterall.
- Praful T. Parekh: Really, then you must be knowing her quite well.
- Fernandes: Sir, obviously I'd know her very well.
- Praful T. Parekh: Not necessary. Not everybody knows everything about me. Particularly my neighbours. It's a different thing, they're aware when I leave my house so they hide in theirs.
- Himanshu C. Seth: I don't know why, but everytime I get bad dreams forcing me to wake up at night, thinking if at all my proposals would come to fruit.
- Hansa P. Parekh: Yeah Himanshu, even I too get awakened at night by bad dreams, it's been so for the past 15 years.
- Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh: [Sarcastically] Hansa, you have never even once in these 15 years woke up before afternoon. How the hell are you supposed to be up at night ?
- Praful T. Parekh: Babuji, in Hansa's bad dreams it's always night. Simple things never go into your mind.
- Hansa P. Parekh: Yeah Praful. You know once I had a bad dream that Akshay Kumar visited our house but unfortunately there wasn't a pen so he could give his autograph. However, when he did give his autograph to all of us, Babuji was in great pain.
- Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh: Wait, why would I be pained if a star like Akshay Kumar gave his autograph to us ?
- Hansa P. Parekh: Don't ask stupid questions Babuji. Wouldn't you be in pain if somebody slashed your wrists.
- Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh: What ?
- Hansa P. Parekh: Yes Babuji, when Akshay Kumar couldn't find a pen, he simply used our knife to slash your wrists and gave us his autograph with your blood.
- Jayshree Parekh: [At the movie's conclusion after continuous rantings by Anang Desai] Himanshu, just shoot Babuji out of this equation.
- Himanshu C. Seth: [Taking Nimisha Vakharia literally and pulling out his pistol] Right Jayshree Ben
- [shoots into the camera and the screen blacks out with Anang Desai's screams heard in the background]
- Himanshu C. Seth: .
- Unseen Bride's mother 1: [Furiously rejecting Jamnadas Majethia on the doorstep itself] Rather than wed my daughter to this Himanshu, I'd prefer to consume poison.
- Jayshree Parekh: [Taking it literally and handing over rat killer bottle] Why not, go ahead.
- [Door gets slammed]
- Unseen Bride's mother 2: [Abusing and rejecting Jamnadas Majethia on the doorstep] What ? My daughter is my own blood, not my stepdaughter that I'll marry her into suicide with Himanshu.
- Hansa P. Parekh: This is your own daughter ?
- Hansa P. Parekh: [Furious] Yeah, why ?
- Hansa P. Parekh: [Responding stupidly] Then who's the stepdaughter ? We don't mind her being wed to Himanshu either.
- [Door gets slammed on the face]
- Unseen Bride's mother 3: [Also furious] What ? I'd rather have my daughter sit back home as a spinster than send her wedding possession to Himanshu of all people.
- Himanshu C. Seth: [Giving a stupid explanation] Never mind, we don't need that possession anyway. We only need your daughter.
- [His signature line]
- Himanshu C. Seth: Nobody would come to know.
- [door is slammed shut]