Nimisha Vakharia credited as playing...
Jayshree Parekh
- Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh: Jayshree, are you bringing tea or should I order from outside ?
- Jayshree Parekh: [Irritated] Ohh God, I am on my way. Here. And Babuji, today you'll get breakfast.
- Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh: Why's that ?
- Jayshree Parekh: Well, the beggar who usually comes up in the morning didn't turn up today.
- Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh: This tea is a bit odd, isn't it ?
- Jayshree Parekh: [Delighted] You felt it Babuji ?
- Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh: Yes. What have you mixed ?
- Jayshree Parekh: Pesticide obviously.
- Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh: [Shocked] What ! Why ?
- Jayshree Parekh: That cameleon who roams around in our kitchen accidentally fell into the kettle. I asked Praful Bhaiya to take care of it. And you know Praful Bhaiya.
- Tulsidas 'Babuji' Parekh: That donkey Praful. I get the feeling I am going blind.
- Jayshree Parekh: Please ensure nothing happens to you today atleast. We don't have a maid who can assist me.
- [Upon hearing the door bell]
- Jayshree Parekh: I guess it's that beggar.
- [Receiving flashlight upon opening the door]
- Jayshree Parekh: Hey, switch off those lights. Who're you ?
- Buddhidev: [Complying] I am Eshwar. Buddhidev. Lord of wisdom. Would you like some sweets of intelligence ?
- Jayshree Parekh: [Irritated further] Damn, I thought it was that beggar again.
- [Looking at Satish Shah's chariot]
- Jayshree Parekh: Ohh great, I should head to the market.
- [to the charotier]
- Jayshree Parekh: Saarthi Kumar, take me over to Kandivali.
- Buddhidev: [In sarcasm] Careful, there's traffic over there.
- Jayshree Parekh: [At the movie's conclusion after continuous rantings by Anang Desai] Himanshu, just shoot Babuji out of this equation.
- Himanshu C. Seth: [Taking Nimisha Vakharia literally and pulling out his pistol] Right Jayshree Ben
- [shoots into the camera and the screen blacks out with Anang Desai's screams heard in the background]
- Himanshu C. Seth: .
- Unseen Bride's mother 1: [Furiously rejecting Jamnadas Majethia on the doorstep itself] Rather than wed my daughter to this Himanshu, I'd prefer to consume poison.
- Jayshree Parekh: [Taking it literally and handing over rat killer bottle] Why not, go ahead.
- [Door gets slammed]
- Unseen Bride's mother 2: [Abusing and rejecting Jamnadas Majethia on the doorstep] What ? My daughter is my own blood, not my stepdaughter that I'll marry her into suicide with Himanshu.
- Hansa P. Parekh: This is your own daughter ?
- Hansa P. Parekh: [Furious] Yeah, why ?
- Hansa P. Parekh: [Responding stupidly] Then who's the stepdaughter ? We don't mind her being wed to Himanshu either.
- [Door gets slammed on the face]
- Unseen Bride's mother 3: [Also furious] What ? I'd rather have my daughter sit back home as a spinster than send her wedding possession to Himanshu of all people.
- Himanshu C. Seth: [Giving a stupid explanation] Never mind, we don't need that possession anyway. We only need your daughter.
- [His signature line]
- Himanshu C. Seth: Nobody would come to know.
- [door is slammed shut]