Lizard Lick Towing

? Are you effing kidding me ???

This is like "pro wrestling" without much in the character department. The performers completely lack skills of any kind. One of the worst shows on television, I pray to GOD Jesus don't let fake reality shows get popular! This is potentially the worst thing that could happen to the film and television industry, period.

Scripted reality television has me AFRAID to watch television. I would rather watch Nancy Grace twenty-four hours a day, while she's badgering innocent people, than have to flip through the channels and accidentally come across these horrible actors and this GOD-AWFUL television program.

Surely this is one of the funniest "Reality" shows to cross the big pond. Anyone who takes this seriously wants to get a life. We know it's all 'Put On' but it is still funny - When one thinks about the junk that is served up as 'Entertainment' one can easily see Lizard Lick Towing is easily divorced from current mainstream television entertainment and can be enjoyed for what it is - Pure fun and each episode can raise expectation of more fun - When are the Shirley's going to attempt a repo of a Senator's vehicle? Is there not other members of the Lizard Link Staff? Poor Ron has it all to do on his lonesome and sometimes Bobby's acting can be a little strained, but the show would be lost without the three main characters

People who think this show is at all real are very stupid. How many towing companies always have a film crew following them around all day to film the ridiculous situations? The two main guys are punks. The owners wife, instead of being hot, looks like a bull dyke. The two punks would regularly have their assess kicked several times a day. If either of them laid a hand on me they would wake up in the hospital. In real life you never know just who you are screwing with. I am not the only one out there with extensive training in hand to hand combat. In my case it's 6 years as a Jungle Warfare instructor. I don't care if you are Bruce Lee or Arnold at his peak, I can take you down in 1 or 2 seconds. This is not a brag. This is what you will eventually run onto in real life. There are thousands of people with these abilities. I personally have trained over a thousand people from recon, expeditionary forces to special forces troops. Even I would not mess with most of these people.

Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job. Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job. Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job. Another beyond fake "reality show". How these red necks got on TV is beyond me if your gonna have a fully scripted TV show at least get some decent actors that can pull off the job.

My god this is simply the most awful show ever devised, It was so bad i actually made a profile on here to write a review, If this is a 4.9 rated programme i cant imagine what a 1 or 2 star programme would look like, The only possibility of such a high rating is that the people who work on this show have came on this site to bump the rating up, In fact I'm going to recommend that you watch it just to see how bad it is, show it too your kids as well, show everyone! And then let it be a lesson to all of mankind that we should never let something like this happen again, But beware, you will come away from watching this show feeling insulted, annoyed even, That someone would think your a complete fool and believe this nonsense, Off the scale awfulness......