Sofía Vergara credited as playing...
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: There they are - my two dirty old men.
- Jay Pritchett: Hey, pretty soon you're gonna be north of 40, and I'm gonna have to trade you in for a newer model. Am I right, buddy?
- Manny Delgado: That's my mother, Jay.
- Jay Pritchett: Listen, I've been thinking. When I go, I want you to know... it's okay if you marry someone else.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I know.
- Jay Pritchett: Because I want you to be happy.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I'll be happy.
- Jay Pritchett: You're driving me crazy on purpose, right?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You die, you go to the ground. It's natural. You go back to the earth. Here you're just a mushy bag of bones rotting for all eternity.
- [to old woman next to her]
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I'm so sorry for your loss.