Jesse Tyler Ferguson credited as playing...
Mitchell Pritchett
- Cameron Tucker: [about the book 'Two Monkeys and a Panda for Lily] She's the panda because she's Asian.
- Mitchell Pritchett: And we're monkeys because...
- Cameron Tucker: I can draw monkeys.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Mmm. Mmm. I don't care how much they promote it - kale is a garnish. It's not really to anchor a meal.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Reading his version of the storybook] "Once upon a time there were two monkeys. They loved each other very much, but there was something missing."
- Cameron Tucker: A hyphen?
- Mitchell Pritchett: "They wanted a baby. And they heard that there was a very special baby in a faraway land who needed a family. She was a panda named Lily. One of the monkeys was scared. They'd never had a panda before. But they held Lily in their arms and the scared monkey became the brave one."