Ariel Winter credited as playing...
Alex Dunphy
- Haley Dunphy: Hey, Mom, I need some money for lunch. We're all gonna go-
- [Sees Alex in her sweater]
- Haley Dunphy: Oh my God! Take off my sweater! Mom, tell her to take it off!
- Claire Dunphy: Alex, take it off.
- Alex Dunphy: Last week she wore my sweatshirt without asking!
- Claire Dunphy: That is true.
- Haley Dunphy: Oh, please, that was an honor for your stupid old sweatshirt. It was the first time the top half got any exercise.
- Haley Dunphy: Okay, fine. Then I will just go out on your favorite nerdy T-shirt, the one with the guy from "Back to the Future" on it.
- Alex Dunphy: That's Albert Einstein! And it is not nerdy!
- Claire Dunphy: Well...