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Gregory James Cohan in The VelociPastor (2018)

Alyssa Kempinski: Carol

The VelociPastor

Alyssa Kempinski credited as playing...

Carol

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  • Carol: I don't know much about God.
  • Doug Jones: I don't know much about dinosaurs.
  • Doug Jones: You're a hooker?
  • Carol: And premed/law, but people aren't surprised as much by that one.
  • Carol: Last night was... amazing.
  • Doug Jones: Oh. Oh, I see. Let me be fair and say this can never happen again.
  • Carol: So it was just a one-time thing?
  • Doug Jones: Yes, honestly it never should have happened at all.
  • Carol: That's for sure.
  • Doug Jones: Oh. Was it bad?
  • Carol: It was... weird.
  • Doug Jones: Oh.
  • Carol: Honestly, it all happened so quickly. I was very scared, I think I even peed myself.
  • Doug Jones: Oh. Was it your first time too?
  • Carol: Yeah.
  • Doug Jones: As I said, I'm a priest, so we can never say...
  • Carol: What, what are you talking about?
  • Doug Jones: What are *you* talking about?
  • Carol: That time you turned into a dinosaur and ate someone.
  • Doug Jones: Wait - what? What?
  • Carol: You think I like turning tricks to pay for college? There's surprisingly little demand for hooker-doctor-lawyers.

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