Paul Lieberstein credited as playing...
Toby Flenderson
- Toby Flenderson: I am supposed to collect eyewitness accounts. Who saw Dwight do this?
- [everyone in the conference room raises their hand]
- Dwight Schrute: Okay, really?
- Toby Flenderson: Would you consider this a terrorist incident?
- Ryan Howard: I felt terrorized.
- Dwight Schrute: Come on.
- Toby Flenderson: Oh! There's a whole other terrorism booklet for that.
- Dwight Schrute: I just really, really think that we should handle this internally.
- Ryan Howard: Dwight, why is it on us to protect you?
- Dwight Schrute: Because you guys are my best friends. And I mean that. Managing you for this last week has been the greatest honor of my life. And if you ruin this, I will burn this office to the ground.
- [everyone has a shocked expression]
- Dwight Schrute: And I mean that figuratively, not literally. Because you guys are so, so important to me. I love you guys, but don't cross me, but you're the best.